Paris, Enough Already!

Chase:
Please don't kill me for writing about Paris again but I think that it is important for me to address Paris' behavior since her DUI judgment was handed down last Friday. Now you know that I have never been as harsh about Paris as you have- I have always respected her because of the way that she was able to coin herself as a celebrity just for being rich. From an early age Paris learned how to play with the media and since Friday she has been putting her manipulative skills to the ultimate test. Here's a list of Paris' desperate moves to keep this DUI/45 days in jail drama in the press. She will stop at nothing!

1. Arrives at court looking sad
2. On Saturday is photographed with her Mum and Tinkerbell again looking sad
3. Is photographed on Sunday looking sad
4. Fires her longtime publicist Elliot Mintz
5. Issues a statement to TMZ that the judgment was "cruel and unwarranted"
6. Starts a petition to ask Govenor Schwarznegger to pardon her crime
7. Rehires Elliot Mintz
8 Appeals the judgment
9. Is photographed behind the wheel of her Bentley in Century City (is this legal?)
10. Is photographed sobbing after leaving her lawyers office with her mother
11. Hires a new lawyer, famed DUI attorney Richard Hutton
11. Issues a statement through her new lawyer that she is "not above the law"

Sloane