Come on Eddddddiiieee, You Know You are the Dadddddddddy!

Chase:

This may be just a hunch but I really think that Eddie Murphy is the father of Mel B's child a.k.a. baby daddy. If you will recall Eddie and Scary Spice were publicly dating right before Mel got knocked up. Now, of course I am not stupid and I know that anyone with sperm could have impregnated Mel, however why would Mel take the chance and declare Eddie the Daddddddddddy if there was a chance that this was not true?

I don't get people in Hollywood or people who feel the need to air their dirty laundry in public, period. Eddie knew that if he dissed Mel B she would eventually have to go public with her story and he enabled this. In her interview with OK! Magazine Mel says that she called Eddie to discuss the then baby-to-be, only to have Eddie say that he would call her back. Chile is still waiting on her phone to ring.

Now if Eddie were so sure that he is NOT the Daddddddddddy then why the hell won't he do a paternity test? What is he so afraid of?

So far Mel B has given an exclusive interview to OK! Magazine and the London Sun is now reporting that the former Spice Girl is planning a tell-all TV interview.

Eddie needs to do some serious damage control. Like Britney Spears, where in the world is Eddie's publicist?

Sloane

The Daily Fashion Crime: Mischa Barton & the case of the highwaisted nightmare

Chase:

As you know I highly disagree with every fashion editor in town that has Mischa Barton on their "A" list. How these editors can fawn over Mischa's style is beyond me- maybe they all just feel sorry for the poor "actress" since she really has no career (yes that's right because what else have you ever seen Mischa in besides the OC?) Anyways as you know by now Mischa took alot of flack after being photographed in London last week sporting a pair of those high-waisted jeans that Kate Moss unveiled only a few months back.

Like many Mischa attempts before, the jeans were a certified "miss." The goofy side pockets and the highly exaggerated high-waist killed the look. High-waisted wide leg jeans can be hot but you just have to buy the right pair like Seven's "Ginger" jeans or Joe's "Seaferer."

TTYL,

S-teezy

RE: Becks' New Look

Sloane -

I do love the new look on Becks. I hear it is for a photo shoot, so I am sure it is temporary. But this goes towards my thing about the Beckhams; they are not afraid to try new things. Yes, they are campy, tacky, well planned out euro trash, but its just all the more to love. And just for a new treat, here is my Posh and her robo-tits, at the airport in L.A. She is in town to finalize her house and just get everything ready for her family, she is such a good wife and mother (haha).

P.S. I still don't understand the BFF status w/ Katie Holmes...I think its all about opportunity, Tom is still a very powerful man.

P.P.S. Aren't her shoes, carry case and Chanel scarf just to die for! LOVE HER

Beyonce at her best

Ok,

We have discussed this many times, Beyonce and the gaudy. Gaudy is like her best friend, next to her other friend, tacky and the other member of the crew, drag queen. NOW, before I get the wrath of your overly obsessed boyfriend, let me say this. I do agree that Beyonce is naturally a very beautiful woman. So, why the constant bells and whistles? I mean, on stage, I get it, but do you remember that las-vegas-glitter-bomb from the Golden Globes???? Those outfits and the mediocre music are why I just can not completely support her. Then I see videos like Flaws and All. Do you see how pretty this girl is when she has no artifice? And the song is just as simple and bare bones and its so enjoyable that way. When she just sings...and doesn't do those awful vocal gymnastics (oooo--uuhhhh-o-o-o-o-o-OOOO--OO-O-O), it really does comes together. I vote for simple Beyonce. If she could keep like this, she may, just may, fulfill my search for the Black Gwyneth Paltrow (more on that later).

Lata, C.

Am I getting old? Or just getting over hip-hop?

Yo -
Before you begin to answer that with "yes, Chase you are old", look at these pictures from Springfest 2007 that I found over at YBF...do you even know who these people are either? Ok, I let me test myself, one is Young Joc, the other is Jim Jones (I could recognize his stench anywhere), and the third...Rich Boy! I feel a little better, but are these guys the new turn-on? If I were 10 years younger would that do it for me? I just CAN NOT see that...And more to the point, can we say that record labels have finally gotten over that "artists must be attractive and have packaging" virus of old? OR is the new thing to just be completely unattractive, throw on some ice, and it all evens out? And if so, can someone please get Meshell Ndegeocello some ice so she can FINALLY break out, that girl is amazing...wait does my shout out to "real music" make me even older? BAH! I JUST CAN NOT WIN!!! okay, going to 125th to buy my youth back...And, I am not even going to TOUCH the minstrelsy in that Young Joc pic above, its just too painful.

- C.

Gay in Jamaica and the Press

Chase:

I think it is so disturbing that the Jamaican press continues to report on gay issues on the island in an irresponsible way. Yes, there are a lot of homophobes in Jamaica, but even then isn't the press supposed to be unbiased? Tell me what you think of this article which made the front page of the Jamaica Observer over the weekend. Personally, the lack of tolerance and abundance of ignorance in Jamaica embarrasses me.

Sloane

P.S. Can you believe that picture? Where is the Human Rights Council?

Source

Becks' New Look

Chase:

As a lover of the Beckham clan, how do you feel about Becks' new platinum blonde 'do?

- Sloane

Source {People}

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20037151_11,00.html

The Daily Sublime: Tracee Ellis Ross

(circa 2006)

Britney Needs a New Publicist

This is the first installment in the Britney-needs-a-new-publicist series:

Today's Page Six is reporting that Britney Spears is in talks with Allure to do a make-over shoot and tell-all interview. No matter how much money Allure may be offering the truth is Brit, no one is going to take you seriously if you confess about your drug-infused hallucinations to Allure. Come on chile, do what's right and go with Vanity Fair!

Source, Source

We get it, everyone really gets along!

We get it people- you really do like each other and you have no problem hanging out together.

Bruce we know you don't mind that this skinny wanna-be funny man is screwing your ex-wife and that your kids call him "MOD." Demi, we know it is ok to get your boy-toy on and Ashton, of course we know there is no way you are in this for the publicity!

R.I.P. Reva Flat!

Chase:

The Tory Burch Reva flats are so cute, but how could I really fork up $195 to buy them when every and I mean EVERY girl in Manhattan has a pair?

Two weeks ago I went to Saks to make my purchase. I tried on a silver pair and as I walked towards the mirror to check out what would be my cutest-flats-yet, I noticed that there were six girls in the shoe department also trying on the same shoes (ok, different colors but so what?)

Fashion is about individuality and with these shoes now the staple of Upper East Side princesses, JAPS and BAPS alike, I just think that there is no way to make these shoes truly "yours."

So over it,
Sloane

Bo Derek is so true

Dear Sloane:

I was doing my usual bored internet browsing here on the corporate plantation, when I came across this quote from non other than Bo Derek:

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop"

I TOTALLY agree. Thing is, I know where to shop but I don't have the money to enjoy that shopping nirvana.Oh how I crave the day when I can enter Saks, Black Card tucked safely in my Goyard handbag, Louboutin pumps clicking through the aisles, with a smile on my face that will reach the heavens. Sigh...

Until that day of shopping enlightenment, I find solace in small miracles like sample sales, Woodbury Commons, and Hennes.

Yours at the 50% off rack,
Chase

The Daily Schmooze

Whitney, we still don't understand, Ray-J? -- {ConcreteLoop}

Is that Rose McGowan? -- {icydk}

Eve was hanging with Sean Penn before her DUI arrest? Hmmmm.... -- {popsugar}

2-Foot Tall Pregnant Woman??? Where does she fit the baby? -- {dlisted}

The countdown begins, Kate Moss for Topshop for Barneys -- {Fashionista}

The Daily Sublime: J'Lo in White

Viva La Lopez!

Are these shoes worth my rent money?

Dear Sloane:

I nearly wet my seat when these Louboutin's came into my view on the Saks website. Is there justice in life when a pair of shoes so meant to be on my feet, are the same price as my rent?

Aggravated,

Chase

Brit spotted with Sean P

Been wondering where her kids were- well where her kid was. Everyday a picture surfaces of Britney going shopping, going to get her nails done, going out to dinner or going to dance class, but she is never with her kids. This is why people under 30 have to wait to have children. She obviously can't handle the daily responsibility.

On another note isn't it weird that there have been no real pictures of Jayden James as yet?

Source

Poor Alec Baldwin

Chase,

Why is everyone still talking about this Alec Baldwin drama? When I first heard it I must admit that I laughed to death- it kind of reminded me of my childhood and don't get it wrong, I was not emotionally abused, but sometimes parents are allowed to lose it.

Ok so he was wrong to go off on poor Ireland like that, but has anyone even tried to fathom how damn crazy that Kim Basinger must be? As a product of divorce I know what fighting between parents can be like, but damn, give the man a break. He lost his temper, he hates ex-wife, but loves his daughter. Why is everyone acting like they have not lost it every now and then?

Anyways if you are still interested in this nonsense and have access to a t.v. turn into The View on ABC this morning to hear Alec's side of the story.

ttyl,

Sloane

Where do you think his penis is?

The cutest dogs, well besides Royal

The Daily Schmooze

Britney let's 'em loose - {icdyk}

So does New York, c'mon put those away please! - {dlisted}

Jessica Biel is overhyped!

Chase,
It seems as if every magazine editor is in love with Jessica Biel. Maybe it's the body or maybe it's the fact that she is supposedly dating Justin Timberlake. Whatever it is, these people need to stop this ish- the girl is FUG, let's be honest. She has no fashion sense and her face is so, um, horsey. Do you think Janice Min will actually listen if I ask her to find someone with a nicer ass to talk about?

Sloane