Back from L.A.!

Hey Sloane, I am back...landed last night with Kelly Rowland in tow. Haha, she was on my plane - in first class of course. She entered the boarding area at LAX with 5 inch heels, skinny jeans and a white tank, chloe bag in hand. I must say she has the highest quality weave hair I have seen in a minute. Perhaps I am just so used to the weave on the uptown D train that I don't have a proper comparison point - but it was shiny and lovely. She is pretty but a very I have seen you a million times in a million malls kind of face. But the joke of the day was that as she luxuriated in first class, her two cling-ons were relegated to business class. Haha, and while they waited at Kennedy for the luggage with the plebeians, Ms. Kelly was whisked away in her waiting car. LOVES IT. I need a p.a. to tend to my luggage, mmm, in fact I want to travel with no luggage at all - with homes in each city, why would I need to bring anything?

Demi Moore is my plastic surgery hero

So, let me say flat out I believe in plastic surgery with one major caveat; it MUST must must be subtle. Demi Moore is my poster girl for the kind of plastic surgery I am talking about. The woman looks so fresh and young without being totally pulled and stretched within an inch of her life. I don't know who her surgeon or surgeons are but they deserve a prize for their work, seriously. For a white woman of her age to look this good? Yes I said it - for a white woman, dammit.

My other subtle plastic surgery poster girl is none other than.....drum roll please...Kelly Rowland. The work she has done to herself is so inconspicuous and so well done, most people do not even realize she has had work. But let's think back to D-Child's early years...the bulbous nose, the bottom lip that would never quite make it up to meet the top lip...come on, you know you have thought how improved she looks...as if it were age or a new hair style. This is the magic of a good plastic surgeon...pure magic people.

OH, and Nicole Ritchie! That nose job she had during the time she lost all the weight -- it changed her entire face, for the better.

A little bit of Kelly Rowland for ya...

See, cute.....And just to clarify, its not that I am a fan of Kelly's, I just think that she has what it takes to be a starlet(i.e. have medicore talent, semi-sucessful projects, go to a lot of parties and be famous for simply showing your face a lot in cute outfits.)

Kelly R. is in Cannes too...

As I keep saying about my Kelly Row, the girl is fly and needs to stop playing the background!