Jennifer Garner: Stage Mom

First, have I schooled you on what it is to be a "taupe" person? Well, think of the color taupe in all its glory...generic, safe, uncomplicated...it just blends in with everything. A taupe person is the same; generic, safe, uncomplicated, blends in with the walls - you get me? So, Jennifer Garner is the definition of taupe. I have never seen the hype about her, yes the body during her television series days was crazy...but this girl is the most unimpressive celebrity, like ever. No style. Looks like just about any brown haired, pretty-ish girl in any city or town in any part of America.

But anyway, I must call her out today for totally pimping her baby. I understand the dedicated Mom thing, and that is why she is always with her daughter. But, why not shield your kid from being in the papers like on a weekly basis? Because lets face it, when a celebrity does not want to be caught by cameras on a regular basis, they simply know how to avoid it. Lets take Brad and Angelina for example. The biggest celebrities in the world right now, the paparazzi would literally run Jennifer Garner over to get a picture of them. So, how many pictures of Shiloh have we seen? Hmmm, like maybe 5 total in her year of life. This little girl, Violet Affleck, hmm let's see, like 5 pictures a week maybe? Put it all together, and this is how Jennifer Garner and by extension Ben Affleck are keeping themselves relevant. NOT with actual film work, but by toting their cute kid all around for the photogs. Its really a shame.