Beckhamania!

There is no denying it that at laceglovesoff we have an obsession with the Beckham's. My obsession changes from day to day as sometimes I love Posh and then there are other times when I find myself questioning her fashion judgement. The Beckham's have arrived stateside and was able to catch VB's "Coming to America" special today on YouTube (I was on a plane last night and missed the actual broadcast). After watching the show, I must tell you Chase and fellow readers that VB definitely has a sense of humor and she is a diva to no end. She obviously realizes the pull of her celebrity and she has no problem making fun of it. I think that she has the right attitude cause if you are going to have the pappo's in your life constantly then you may as well make the most of it.
Sloane
P.S.: David's first match will be this weekend, but he is injured and may not play.

Dressed for the Runway, the British Airways Runway

Chase:
Here I go again writing about Posh, but I can't help it. So here she is with the family in tow en route to L.A. Is this how VB dresses to go on a 13 hour flight from London to L.A.? Most people like to dress comfy when they travel. You mean to tell me Posh was hanging out in that dress and heels for the 13 hour flight or did she change into something a little more comfy on the plane? If she did change it just goes to show how caught up she is in her image and this whole celebrity b.s. If she didn't those little scrawny legs must have been cold.
Btw, if Posh and Becks are sooo rich why do they still fly commercial?

Posh & Becks do W

Thanks to Mister for bringing this to my attention...and even more thanks to Lainey for the scans...DAMN...I don't care how much re-touching was involved, they sell it well...ok, let's not lie, its all about Becks...OH.MY.GOD. My favorite pic below...I really love me some Steven Klein, he makes everything look so artsy-porno - remember the Brangelina shoot for W while Brad was still married to Jen...oh and btw, I vote NO to men wearing these panty-brief things...except for Becks of course. Oh, and when is the last time Steven Klein shot some famous black people??

What size are Posh's tits?

58% of readers of the U.K. Sun say that Posh Spice's boobs are a 32C, although Posh vehemently denies this (she says 32 B, YEAH RIGHT!)What do you think?

The Daily Sublime: Posh in Transit

F-ING FAB...the bag alone wins the day!

Even La Posh Must Deal with TSA

Image via JustJared

Ah, my Posh is back to old form

Do not tell me she doesn't look chic....and after coming off a plane! Who else but my Posh would make JFK airport her fashion runway?

Posh Baseball

Oh, just look at my Posh in her wedge sneakers...what, you don't have a pair? I would make a serious bet that her hamstrings have shortened because of her constant high-heel wearing, making flats painful. But, as a 10 year-old sage told me, "beauty is pain"...Sloane, do you remember that girl? She recited a poem on getting a relaxer and the sheer torture of your scalp burning, ending the recitation with eyes wide, screaming "BUT BEAUTY IS PAIN"...scary moments, scary moments.

She Tries So Hard

Chase:
I almost hate myself for doing yet another Victoria Beckham posting, but I must in order to emphasize to you that this woman has no style. Seriously now, what the f*%k is this outfit? The print is off and so is the cut. Let's not even talk about the shoes and the dreadful bleached out, tranny hair. Posh has a serious issue in the sense that she wants so desperately to be a star, but instead of taking some time to carefully consider her next move, she sells herself short by making stupid public appearances and of all things filming a reality TV show. How can anyone take her seriously? When Posh has a fashion hit I will make note of it but until then she remains on my MISS list. Please admit defeat and don't try to defend her.
S

Posh's sequin panties found!

Yes, from the Spring Chanel show...many many thanks to Korin for sending this gem my way. I have a total change of heart, I love the sequin panties now. Leave it to Posh to take it where so many would not. You know when people saw these come down the runway they were like "oooh-aaah, but you could never really wear those out"....while my Posh sat front row and thought "Brava, just what I need for spring!". Love her more each day. And can we just take a moment and just breathe in the fabulousness of that jacket above? I am enraptured, and the Chanel necklace...Korin, I am with you, WHEN WILL IT BE MINE???

After a moment of insanity...

I am back on the Posh bandwagon....let me not lie, I was never off of the bandwagon, cause my love of her is undying, I was just a bit taken aback by the sequin panties and bustier....so scooped over at Laineygossip, the outfit was designed from the stockings up by La Karl. Yes, its all Mr. Lagerfeld...who else but my other fav ano,Karl! I feel better, my Posh has been redeemed.
P.S. Her waist must really be 12" wide...you know that is why Karl loves her so much!

Waving the White Flag....for now at least

Ok, Sloane, I must concede defeat in this battle over La Posh, I just cant do it anymore...I can't hold back the army of haters against my Vickie....ok, just kidding, I can but at least not for today. Today, I am tired by the sheer TACKY ASS MESS that is this outfit. I think she must not be getting attention at home or something. Is David fucking the help again??? And most egregious of the style crimes in this outfit are the stockings...with some poom-poom shots and heels???? I need a nap, I am weary and defeated...........................

...............................but best believe, my Posh is NEVER down for the count.....we will be back....mark my words, we.will.be.back!!!

Posh taken down by the tacky....

Ok, before you say anything...can we at least take a moment to admire the Louboutin's? Now the outfit....I know, I know, I know. It is tacky and makes her look like a $2 whore. I know. What I think we must understand about my Posh is that she craves attention. Attending an event like the MTV Movie Awards where she is very low on the celebrity totem pole obviously made her overcompensate with an outfit that will get some eyes off of Cameron Diaz and Borat and on to her. See how smart she is? *snort*

STOP THE PRESSES: Posh is in flip-flops!!!

Sloane, you must stop everything and check out my Posh...not only is she in FLATS but she is in flip-flops....as a Posh loyalist, this is a first. If they are havaianas, I love her even more....

My Love for The Posh

It is so hard to explain this undying love I have for Posh, aka Vicki Beckham. It started out very slowly, I was living in London at the time and the press there was OBSESSED with her and David. I would observe this stick figurine, tanned an eerie brown-orange with these rock hard tits totally unbalanced on her body accompanied by the most beautiful husband ever. She would alternate between timbs and baggy jeans for day and the tackiest Versace frocks for evenings at Nobu. I was NOT impressed. Well, fast forward three years and the woman just started doing a total fashion turn around. She pouted her way through some of the most amazing frocks. And best of all she OWNED her looks. I don't mean she paid for the clothes, I mean she believed in everything she wore. To me this is what defines a fashionista; the ability to believe in what you are wearing, to have that inate confidence and je ne c'est quoi to bring every eye in the room to you and your ensemble. This is a trait I see in my other style loves from J.Lo to Kelis to Kate Moss to Cate Blanchett to Tracee Ellis Ross.

Now, back to my Posh. Unlike Kate Moss who is able to look so effortless in all her outfits, you can totally tell my Posh tries her damnedest. She wont eat so she can be the skinniest. She swears her 10 gallon breasts on a 1 gallon frame are real. She makes it seem like she and her husband have the best marriage despite his numerous extra marital affairs. All things that make most people hate her. Me, I love the choreography of the whole show. Which brings me to what sealed my love for her, this little documentary called The Real Beckhams. It is now about 3 years old and chronicles their move to Madrid and her failed attempts at a solo music career. Behind the glossy pictures of a sour pout, my posh is quite engaging. She is funny, she is endearing and best of all David loves her.

And, I will tell you what Posh and I have in common; we believe truly you can never take a style day off - not even a minute off, really. If you are truly stylish, it is in your blood to the point that even your sit around the house clothes are stylish; there just is no such things as dirty "mom" jeans and an old t-shirt to run errands. That is just a non sequitur. And it has nothing to do with what styles you like from preppy to hipster to diva to whatever, if you own your style you OWN it. And that is why I love Posh.

And finally, as a Memorial Day weekend treat here are the youtube links of "The Real Beckhams" parts 1-10. Enjoy! VIVA LA POSH!

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8 part 9 part 10

The Daily Sublime: Posh Redeems herself

So good to know she has redeemed herself after the Chanel disaster...my Posh in spring colors out and about in L.A. looking just FAB-ulous...I am drooling over the back detailing on that purple dress...and the salmon skirt is leather which makes me like it even more.

Oh and Sloane, please check her cow print Louboutin's in the purple ensemble...just to die for, non?

Special Moments: Posh at the Football Game

What? You are telling me you don't groom yourself in the reflection of your sunglasses lense? Thanks to Korin for the youtube link!

P.S. HOW F-ING HOT IS DAVID????

Even my Posh has a bad day...

On the bright side, the jacket is cute...

My Posh goes grocery shopping

Like all good housewives, my Vickie takes to the market to feed her family and her need for attention. Only my Vickie carries the birkin to the grocery. I mean really how can you not love this woman?

Viva la Posh- Le Smoking!

Chase:
As you know I am the furthest thing from a Posh fanatic, but give props where props are due- the world's most desperate housewife looks super stylish, super chic and super fab on arrival at LAX after a long haul across the pond.
How does she manage to look so put together? She looks as if she just stepped out of Beckingham.
Sloane