Meet Sloane and Chase; upper crust divas who can’t yet afford the upper or the crust. What they lack in dowry, they make up for in being natural born haters. The lace gloves are off and anyone is fair game.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Cannes Red Carpet: Brangelina
Brad looks so Carey Grant, I just love what he is doing on this trip clothing wise. Ang....my dear Ang...of course she looks lovely, I mean she is Angelina Jolie. But, again, another totally snooze inducing dress. If it weren't for her track record of boring, boring, blah-blah, I would perhaps like it more...but really how many knee length black skirt/dress/whatever can we take? Oh, and Sloane, don't worry about doing the master cleanse, just find Brad Pitt...get him to fall madly in love with you and I am telling you pounds will just slide off. I swear they need to come up with some marketing and create the Brad Pitt diet...
YUM, YUM, YUM! I could sop Brad Pitt off of a plate with a warm biscuit! So old school. So sophisticated. So Hollywood! Angie could have worn a better dress. She brings him down in this dress.
Brad looks so Carey Grant, I just love what he is doing on this trip clothing wise. Ang....my dear Ang...of course she looks lovely, I mean she is Angelina Jolie. But, again, another totally snooze inducing dress. If it weren't for her track record of boring, boring, blah-blah, I would perhaps like it more...but really how many knee length black skirt/dress/whatever can we take? Oh, and Sloane, don't worry about doing the master cleanse, just find Brad Pitt...get him to fall madly in love with you and I am telling you pounds will just slide off. I swear they need to come up with some marketing and create the Brad Pitt diet...
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YUM, YUM, YUM! I could sop Brad Pitt off of a plate with a warm biscuit! So old school. So sophisticated. So Hollywood!
Angie could have worn a better dress. She brings him down in this dress.
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