Meet Sloane and Chase; upper crust divas who can’t yet afford the upper or the crust. What they lack in dowry, they make up for in being natural born haters. The lace gloves are off and anyone is fair game.
Friday, May 18, 2007
The Cannes Red Carpet: Brangelina
Ok, Sloane, my reporting from Cannes will continue through the weekend as the most important people of all will reportedly be making an appearance on the Cannes red carpet. Of course I am talking about Brangelina. They both have movies to promote so expect a press frenzy that will be heard all the way to the shores of Tunisia. And on another note, this is the house where BAMZPS are staying in Prague. Do you see the walls they have had to erect all over the property just to get some privacy? DEEP. No wonder my Angie is so rail thin, who could eat under those conditions?
Ok, Sloane, my reporting from Cannes will continue through the weekend as the most important people of all will reportedly be making an appearance on the Cannes red carpet. Of course I am talking about Brangelina. They both have movies to promote so expect a press frenzy that will be heard all the way to the shores of Tunisia. And on another note, this is the house where BAMZPS are staying in Prague. Do you see the walls they have had to erect all over the property just to get some privacy? DEEP. No wonder my Angie is so rail thin, who could eat under those conditions?
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